#slapmymac @dailymemes
It moans
1.2M 87K
Available for macOS
Slap your Mac.
It deserves it.
Lives in your menu bar. Listens for taps on your laptop, rates how hard you hit, and replies with a different voice every time.
Lifetime upgrade $5.99 · unlock from inside the app
- Lifetime · pay once
- Free updates forever
- Audio stays on your Mac
Voice 1
Sample reaction
As seen on
#slapmymac
Tap your Mac, post the reaction, brag online. Join the people slapping their laptops on the internet.
#slapmymac #slapmymac @slapmymac
I made the app!
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#slapmymac @techreviews
Rating my friends slaps
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#slapmymac @maclifestuff
Tier 5 was wild
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#slapmymac @viralpov
POV: my Mac talks back
2.1M 52K
#slapmymac @indiehunters
$10 for this is a steal
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#slapmymac @selfcaretok
Slap therapy
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#slapmymac @audiogeeks
Voice 3 went too hard
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#slapmymac @dramatok
My Mac filed for divorce
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#slapmymac @dailymemes
It moans
1.2M 86K
#slapmymac @slapmymac
I made the app!
890K 75K
#slapmymac @techreviews
Rating my friends slaps
420K 41K
#slapmymac @maclifestuff
Tier 5 was wild
650K 48K
#slapmymac @viralpov
POV: my Mac talks back
2.1M 64K
#slapmymac @indiehunters
$10 for this is a steal
380K 65K
#slapmymac @selfcaretok
Slap therapy
512K 13K
#slapmymac @audiogeeks
Voice 3 went too hard
777K 92K
#slapmymac @dramatok
My Mac filed for divorce
923K 47K
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A small splurge
Same price. Different lifespan.
One coffee
Gone in 10 minutes.
And the cup ends up in the recycling.
SlapMyMac
Yours forever.
10,000 slaps · lifetime updates.
Both
$5.99
Tap your Mac whenever the day gets long. Cheaper than therapy, louder than a sigh.
Built like the app
Everything inside,
designed to be slapped.
Three humor styles, hundreds of phrases
Family for marriage and household jokes. Spicy for cheeky adult lines. Geeky for tech humor.
3 voice packs
Default. Cute. Intense. Click any in onboarding to hear a sample. Switch in Settings.
9 achievement tiers
From Slapling (1 slap) to Slap Eternity (10,000). Every unlock shows a little celebration card.
6 visual styles
Each one has its own colors, glow, and mini window. Hit "Surprise me" in Settings to try a new look.
Privacy-first
Audio stays on your Mac. Only the loudness of each sound is checked, on your device, to spot a tap.
One time · Yours forever
Pay once.
Slap forever.
Download free. Upgrade inside the app whenever you're ready.
Download for MacLifetime upgrade $5.99 · unlock from inside the app
Questions
Frequently asked, honestly answered.
What do I need to run it?
macOS 14 or newer, on Apple Silicon or Intel. Anything else SlapMyMac needs lives inside the app — no extras to install.
Will this void my MacBook warranty?
No. SlapMyMac just listens to the mic — slapping your laptop is on you. Be reasonable. Pat, don't pummel.
Does it record my audio?
No. SlapMyMac analyzes peak volume locally to detect impacts. Nothing is recorded, stored, or uploaded.
Is it on the Mac App Store?
Not yet. For now SlapMyMac ships as a signed-and-notarized .dmg you download directly. Lifetime updates included.
Will it trigger when I'm typing?
A three-gate filter (sharp transient, punches out of silence, quiet ambient) rejects voice, music, and typing. Tune sensitivity in Settings.
Can I get a refund?
Yes — within 14 days of purchase, no questions asked. Email us and we'll handle it.
Is there a Windows version?
No. The product is the Mac chassis-as-percussion-instrument experience. Windows laptops are not invited.