Pat your laptop
responsibly.

Your license

When you upgrade to the lifetime version of SlapMyMac, we grant you a personal, non-exclusive license to install and use the app on Macs you own or control. You can keep using it as long as macOS keeps running it. No subscription, no expiry.

What you can't do

• Resell, sublicense, or redistribute the app or your license key.
• Reverse engineer the binary beyond what your local laws explicitly allow.
• Use SlapMyMac to deliberately damage hardware that isn't yours.

Refunds

Within 14 days of purchase you can ask for a full refund — no forms, no friction. After 14 days, we'll still help you out for any defect that prevents the app from running on a supported macOS version.

No warranty, sort of

SlapMyMac is provided as-is. It listens to your microphone for slaps, plays voice clips back, and tries to make you smile. We don't promise it will fix your bad day, repair your relationship with your laptop, or replace actual therapy. We do promise it won't secretly do something it doesn't say it does.

Liability

To the extent the law allows, our liability for any claim related to SlapMyMac is capped at what you paid us. If you slap your Mac so hard the screen falls off, that's between you and your screen.

Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. The "last updated" date at the top of this page tells you when. Material changes get a heads-up email if you have an active license.

Contact

Questions? Refund requests? Feature ideas? Email hello@slapmymac.io and we'll get back to you.